do you ever just want to listen to the same song for a week or maybe two
tune in tonight for another episode of “is he cute or just tall? am I lowering my standards out of desperation? am I doomed to roam the earth as a lonely, unloved wretch for eternity? would I fuck a 30 year old? would I fuck a broke 30 year old?”
clear pee makes me feel safe
like i’m living my life right
sorry kids you’re either going to have to get a job or go to uni
oh but uni’s probably going to cost you more so you’ll need to do both
also we don’t have enough jobs for you
Humans of New York - Amman, Jordan (via 5000letters)
Ugghhhh my fucking problem dude(via geovannilovesyou)
|—||Six Word Story #2 (via whispersofstardust)|
Make her feel wanted and desired.
Grab her ass, pull her in close, put both hands on her face, and kiss the hell outta her.
And he rolled off into the sunset…. Some say he’s still rollin